more crap, well almost literally

me blogging again
whooo
lol
sorry
i think ive grown more retarded recently


u may think halfway through this post that it is all fluff and happiness and somehow jeremys gone nuts
but dont be fooled
ive still gotta book in tml
and live goes on on its sucky tread
well done

well for starters
ive finally gotten to eat at the fig and the olive
wahahah
me and mr lian
not a bad place
if ur willing to spend 10 dollars for a touch of mediterranian
good stuff
kebab with olive bread and all that

hahah
ive just ended a week of off
and well
hmm
spent most of it in church(our new location)
helping with the new set up
it now looks soooooooooooooo professional
(hehe since i helped)
whahahahah
on another note
i feel the move of location is really good
in some ways i guess the move helps bring people out of a mode which they found really comfortable
a breath of fresh air
good
i think

anyways
i havent really blogged about what ive learnt during wallaby
hmm
it was a surreal trip
seemingly neverending
isolation
hahah
sounds like suvivor
but i guess ive realised how futile certain whims of mine were
we've all in the business of growing up
and i guess ive made quite some progress through the trip
wahahah
if i may say so myself

speaking of surreal experiences
i think my good friend tim25136512631 has had quite some in this past year
lol, the last time i used a simple alphanumeric name substitute someone found it funny
strange really
ive been thinking how else to hide his identity
anonyms like mr sfc, mr life concert, tim meyers, timmy emmanuel, mr buikit batok, mr chocolate bar,
gosh
i dun noe
maybe i should just call him handsome wan or something
bleagh

anyways
just a pickle on my mind
but it struck me
that even with all the ups and downs ive seen through with him(though not many)
the one that i found that really defines him would be during the prep stage for life concert
when a certain handsome wan was seriously rebuked by a man with defective face muscles
well handsome wan, never forget the lesson u learnt then
i dun know, but i feel through the whole road up to life concert, learning from that rebuke was the best/worst thing u went through
no matter how high u fly mr handsome wan, how many bars u get, or how big ur fan club grows
remain humble, remain teachable
and yes
remember as president of ur evergrowing tim wan fan club,
i reserve all paraphernalia merchandising rights
hee
oops
did i say something wrong
hahahah

anyways
todays sermon was by andrew yeo(gosh drools wahahha im in his fan club too)
anyways
it was about dreams
about how we should always hold onto our God given dream
well because its God given
sorry if i missed the point
i was busy laughing at the jokes
hai
the irony
funny preachers sometimes mislead people from the main message with their jokes
the more deadpan(emphasis on dead) ones make their point quite clear but fail to catch peoples attention
hai
well
anyways
hmm
yeah i guess i have kinda forgotten the dreams i used to have
not one for dream chasing
but yeah
hold on to your God given dreams
because they are God given
hmm
although i do have this (american) dream
of living in a nice house
with a white picket fence, beautiful wife and all that
lol
i think im another poor fool corrupted by western media

bleagh


anyways
cheers
to all those who will finally earn 1k plus a month and own a cool sword
on a side note
ive got a hongkee acquantance who
in london worked as a bank clerk
and earned 12 pounds an hour
doing the simple math of a 9-5 job 5 day work week
tt adds up to about 6 k a month
gosh

drools

ive decided
im gonna throw away my future job ambitions and uni education
fly to london and work as a bank clerk
and by the time i reach senior clerk
i'll come back and buy the whole of potong pasir
ahahhahahaha
and i'll own the opposition land, and i'll declare it a new state
jemland or something

ahhh
sweet bliss
lol
if u want to be called sir
go to macdonalds
if u want a sword
buy it at ceasars
but well, i guess ur way isnt tt bad too
ahahhahaha
cheeros
we need to go drinking sometime soon man
ahhhhhhh
and to all the people who do use my tagboard
strictly english please
i find chinese repulsive
even if u are my little sister

and yes all good things come to an end
and so i book in
and find myself in some vulgar alternate dimension
where assholes sit at the top of the ladder
gosh
what can i do
but suck my thumb and hold on
if ive learnt one thing at all
its not that life gets any better
but we become better people